Feline Friday - 9/23/16

So - you've already heard that Momma had to take me to the V.E.T. on Monday. What you didn't hear was her mumbling that I need to get a job to compensate her for said V.E.T. visit.

Huhwha? I think **I** need to be compensated for said visit. Watch this...

Momma went on vaca for 4 days and left me here to defend the casa from interlopers. It's a tough job but someone had to do it!

Momma came home to this big abscess on my neck. She was all worried about me but did she notice the casa was safe???? NO!!!!!

So then she calls the V.E.T. to make an appointment and says she'll come home to get me at lunch time. I don't need no stinkin' V.E.T. - I just scratched at it until it popped. Ha!

She still bundles me into the P.T.U. and took me to work with her. Isn't that catnapping?

Finally she let me out and I checked out every chair.

Eventually I settled on Momma's chair to keep her company.

It was hard work.

At the V.E.T. I even sat on her lap to make sure she wasn't too worried. The tech laughed that they knew how I got my name. Yipp, I am good with the claws!

And I *had* to show the claws cuz they Shaved. Away. My. Beautiful. Furs!!! Can you believe it?! They even shot me with some anti-bionics.

NOW tell me who needs to be compensated??!! I'm lopsided!!!
No one is going to take me seriously.

I give up...

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