Momma got me a new toy a while ago. Something about it's long and I might like to kick at it instead of her sneakers. I pretty much ignored it until she doused it in 'nip. I was ignoring it cuz the label clearly said it's a dog toy but the extra 'nip was a nice bonus.
I promptly killed the squeakers at both ends but I prefer Momma's sneakers!
Who wants squeakers when you can have sneakers?
ReplyDeleteWhat is Momma thinking, getting you D.O.G toys?!?
A dog toy? What the hey?
ReplyDeleteReally? A dog toy? DOn't blame you Z - get the sneakers!
ReplyDeleteYour home is now safe since the squeakers have been killed. Nothing like a good dose of 'nip to help you fall in love with your DOG toy!
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