Can all y'all tell Momma not to worry so much?
She even came home at lunch to check on me yesterday. I wasn't eating cuz it was hot. I chose to stay inside cuz it was hot and I had to sleep off an all night bender. It had nothing to do with falling.
I did, however, do the obligatory bath to cover up my embarrassment from falling. I felt much better after my bath.
Heck, It's not like I haven't rolled off the bed before.
And the dining room table.
And the couch.
And the ottoman.
And the counter.
I've even rolled off the top of the stairs 3 or 4 other times. So what's the diff if I did it again??!! She had just gotten out of the shower and heard me land 15 steps below. Then she started yelling my name - not even my nickname but my REAL name. I knew I was in trouble then. She's told me not to sleep at the top of the stairs but I was tired from partying all night and just couldn't. go. any. further.
After I fell, she came running down the stairs, still wet, in just a towel to cover her lady parts. I guess she wanted to make sure I was taking my bath but why did she have to check me all over?
Geesh! I'm fine Mom - you can stop checking on me now!