Momma says we are BOTH on the litter box list today...
Momma says *I* attacked Zorro when he tried to get on the bed with her and tore her new sheets. How does she know I attacked him and not vice versa? I mean she was asleep with her eyes closed and everything!
When Momma got up to feed us, she blamed me for ruining some vintage thingy when I was trying to help myself to a a little extra food. It's not my fault that stuff was in the way - er - I mean how does she know *I* did it if she was asleep in a different room with her eyes closed and everything?
We've both tried to kiss up (literally!!) but it doesn't seem to be working - any hints on how to get off the litter box list??
PS - Thank you to all the vets for their service - especially our favorite Auntie Denise!!